scared to hit

by Maquoia June 30, 2023

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Scared gopher

When you're taking a poo poo and it's hanging halfway out and won't come out

1. Dang babe I no I promised we'd go out to dinner but I've got a scared gopher!!!

2. Boss I've got to go home. I can't be walking around with this scared gopher hanging halfway out.

3. This scared Gophers going to come out!!! I don't give a damn if I have to pull him out!

by The dark man 92 November 16, 2021

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Scared of the big S

Scared of the left side of the politics. Communism, socialism and leftism is your fear.

Real Americans are scared of the big S

by Baudet for president November 01, 2023

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Scared boy with a gun

1. A little kid (5-10) who is home alone watching TV until someone breaks in, the boy hears this and grabs his dads gun he does not know how to use it but he's gonna protect his home even if he can. holding the gun had made him so scared he peed in his pants/underwear. 2. One of the things an alternate said to a character in the mandela catalogue.

1. That scared boy with a gun news report was crazy, i can't believe a 5 year old kid tried to shoot a gun!
2. Scared boy with a gun, sound familiar?

by Sol heman December 20, 2023

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Ain’t scared meter

An imaginary inverse meter that measures how scared you are on a level from 0-100. 0 being ain’t scared at all and 100 being as scared as you can possibly be.

Caleb: what was your ain’t scared meter at when you passed the cop doing 20mph over the speed limit?

Derek: My ain’t scared meter never gets over 1. My ain’t scared meter was at 0.

by WiebeWonder June 29, 2022

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