Strokes Syndrome

When a bands debut album is a hit, and any subsequent album is shit in relation to it. New albums released by bands suffering from Strokes Syndrome do not themselves necessarily have to be shit ... but chances are that they are.

Etymology: the phrase Strokes Syndrome comes from the band The Strokes, whose debut album Is This It was an undisputed masterpiece. As such, all their later albums, although average to good, had the appearance of being disappointing.

I was able to diagnose Alt J with Strokes Syndrome just minutes into the first track of their new album. It was a bloodflood.

by Bird345 September 16, 2014

arctic stroke

A male masturbation technique. A hand is submerged in ice for a minute or more, then is immediately used to stimulate a penis. See also: arctic fist

Guy 1:"I tried the arctic stroke and I came in half the time."
Guy 2: "Nice. I'll use it at work."

by LuckyFool July 24, 2016

Sydney Stroke

When receiving a rim job while standing, instead of the person giving a tradition reach around it is from down underneath.

i went out with my Mrs last night, we got drunk and she gave me a Sydney Stroke, best night ever.

by Yuddz January 30, 2023

Stroking The Strombolie

Slapping the Salamie, Choking the Chicken, Stroking the Stombolie, Waxing the Weasel, Jerkin the Girkin, Spankin the Beefstick, Jacking the Jimmy Dean, Wacking the One Eyed Wonder Worm.

I walked in on Johnny watching Midget Porn and caught him Stroking the Strombolie!

by longstroke March 14, 2011

Grandpa strokes

When a man fucks a girl slow the whole time giving her no pleasure

Yea ion fuck wit him no more his dick was tiny and he had dem grandpa strokes

by Spilledmilksteve August 5, 2020

Vinegar Strokes

The face a man makes when he orgasms. It is said that when you look into a man's eyes while he has his Vinegar Strokes, you can see into his soul. Its also the point in sex where you can't stop and have to finish.

Cathy: "So, how was Jeremy last night?"

Jasmine: "Amazing! He has a funny Vinegar Strokes though."

OR

Jake: "Dude, I called. Why didn't you pick up the phone?"

Jeremy: "I wish I could've, but I was in the middle of a Vinegar Strokes."

Jake: "Oh, I understand."

by asstrick September 20, 2011

chris strokes

A bodybuilding Male pornstar is his day job, but by night he is the holy entity of this earth and surrounding kingdoms. Know for his signature move of saying "ouwahh" when he cums, he is the sole God of the one and only Ouwahh Gang. The legacy of Chris Strokes is more vast and rich than that of even Jesus Christ. Chris Strokes is God himself.

Did you see Chris Strokes in "Alexis Texas Ass Sandwich?"

by Chris Strokes January 4, 2019