Southern Abortion

When you fall down the stairs.

*tumble sound*
Oh, someone must've had a southern abortion!

by headshotcraft April 7, 2023

Southern dumptruck

The sexual act only followed after a southern jackhammer, in which the girl sucks your dick off and licks all the cum, shit and beer off your dick and balls. The male usually is unshaven and not showered. It's usually a summer family tradition.

If you give her the southern jackhammer you better have a southern dumptruck ready to go!

by Alabamalife May 21, 2021

Southern Social

A family reunion in the south that ends in sex

That southern social left me real sore after my brother joined in.

by ClassieGlass February 11, 2020

southern hallelujah

southern belles that make any man wanna be with them

damn that girl is a southern hallelujah

by MikeTheCountryBoy February 5, 2018

Southern Tyke

A species of fish commonly found in northern Minnesota, specifically near the area of Finlayson. Related to the Northern Pike. The Southern Tyke swims upside down due to its familiarity with the southern hemisphere.

Governor Jesse Ventura: "We weren't catching any Northerns that day so we started fishing for Southerns. The Southern Tyke puts up one hell of a fight!"

by Phantom Lord March 7, 2017

southern bell

1. a farmer's hot daughter

2. a really shitty phone company

1. She looks like a southern bell.

2. There is no phone in southern bell.

by resinsmp February 25, 2004

Southern Slut

1) Girls who go to Duke, or other fratty Southern Colleges.

2) A member of the underground country band, the Southern Sluts

She was all over him at that frat party, she's such a Southern Slut.

by Limin' October 27, 2011