Skid Row Smoothie

The sexual act of cuming and bleeding into a cup and freezing it. After it freezes, you unthaw it and present it to a woman in a very classy way. She proceeds to slam the smoothie like SHOENICE22 and then you fuck or whatever no one does this shit I made it up
by jo3def;ouiwefgpc;wqaf February 27, 2022
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Skid face

How fucked up you look like when you drop your Harley for 50 meters
by IDontEatSoap August 23, 2017
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Drop skids

Putting the brakes on what you're doing currently
Yo bro I need a hand painting this fence
Normally I'd drop skids to help y'all out but I'm babysitting my cousin.
by Fee Tee May 18, 2023
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Skid Mark Mchoul

When you don’t wipe your ass after a shit and accidentally leave a skid mark on a seat of someone else’s car
OMG! He’s left a Skid Mark Mchoul on my driver seat… Again!
by Mr Follow Through January 16, 2024
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Skids of Saturn

When you skid your pants but want to make the most of them, so you rotate them regularly until there's a brown mark all the way around the inside
by antirix December 08, 2024
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Skid mark

A very unpleasant or annoying person that bugs you or gets in your way.
Man, that Patrick is a real skid mark
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Skid Mark

The term “skid mark” holds multiple meanings. While these meanings may drastically differ, a consistent theme across the meanings is a mark or stain caused by some source of friction.

The meaning covered here will be the slang term for fecal matter that is smeared or scarred about the underwear in the area adjacent to the anus. This is normally caused by poor or insufficient wiping attempts or when the individual has already shit his/her pants and continues to move about, causing the smearing or “skidding” of the feces itself.
“Hey honey, you may have to pre-soak my underwear before you throw them in the wash. They have a huge skid mark in them.”

“Oh man, I think I crapped with that last fart. I can feel the skid mark grinding in.”
by A. Massey September 25, 2020
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