reach impediment

a disorder short people have

Jose needs a ladder because he has a reach impediment.

by deucebag211 June 2, 2018

Irish Reach-around

Asking someone to return a favour that you haven't done for them yet. i.e. "Yes, I will dog-sit for you at some time probably. By the way, here's my dog. You have to look after her while I go on a mid-week trip to New York."

I can't believe Colin had the nerve to give me an Irish Reach-around. I have to look after his dog because he made a vague promise to look after mine in the future.

by Mcbeanface July 25, 2019

Tabletop Reach

The action of performing digital sex on someone over the table

Dude: my cousin ruined Thanksgiving by giving me a tabletop reach

by Chronic fall November 15, 2019

Reach Around Rob

VERB/NOUN: An Oregon man named Rob who is best known for sneaking up on other men in rest stop bathrooms and giving them reach arounds (public hand jobs) willingly or not.

There goes Reach Around Rob again sneaking up on unsuspecting men in the bathroom to give them a hand jobs.

by Urban Wiseguy May 17, 2019

Turkish Reach-Around

When a guy (let's name him Bob) is doing anal on another guy (let's name him Garry) and Bob reaches around and jerks Garry off.

"I gave Garry a Turkish Reach-Around the other night"

by EleyYeetus August 28, 2019

Dutch Reach Around

When you give someone a reach around and they fart in your mouth at the same time.

Stephen got a mouth full of eggy gas when he gave Dick Tracey a Dutch Reach around

by Dutch Shola December 13, 2017

reach around the pie

The act of anal sex while in the missionary position. Since the penetrating party must “reach around” the vaginal area of the other participating party, the name is a given.

Bill: Oh, that girl loves it in the ass...
Matt: But I heard she’s a total starfish.

Bill: I just had to reach around the pie.

by PieReacher January 9, 2018