Girl 1: "Are you making pancakes?"
Girl 2: "yeah"
Girl 1: "We just finished eating."
Girl 2: "..."
Girl 1: "Have you even packed yet? Our flight leaves in two hours!"
Girl 2: *puts finger on mouth of Girl 1* "Shhhh I'm procrastineating."
Girl 2: "yeah"
Girl 1: "We just finished eating."
Girl 2: "..."
Girl 1: "Have you even packed yet? Our flight leaves in two hours!"
Girl 2: *puts finger on mouth of Girl 1* "Shhhh I'm procrastineating."
by Ablrsn April 23, 2017

(Noun) The act or process of wasting time or pushing off important things (procrastinating) together with a friend. Should be used when both subjects have things they should be doing instead.
You see those two kids watching YouTube videos in the library? They're engaging in mutual procrastination. They have an exam to study for, but they are wasting each other's time with silly things instead.
by das.sprache.meister March 8, 2015

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by Catokinboi November 20, 2020

by King Nosmo September 3, 2020

A worldwide phenomenon that teaches you to do an eight-hour job in 30 minutes, as well as a 30-minute job in eight hours.
I used procrastination so I end up doing my major grade projects that we were supposed to do over a two-week span in two hours. I also end up spending 2 days on a math worksheet because I was getting distracted. To rephrase, I did an eight-hour job in 30 minutes, as well as a 30-minute job in eight hours.
by I should be working March 24, 2019

You know you're procrastinating when you're starting to listen to dancy music and start dancing and singing to it.
"Super Trouper" by Abba comes up - person starts singing: Suuuuuper Trooouuupeerrr liiight are gonna bliiind me, buuuut I woon't feel bluuuuuuuuuue!
Mother hears person singing: Oh man, she's procrastinating again...
Mother hears person singing: Oh man, she's procrastinating again...
by criesinindie November 21, 2019
