predadiction

Having a very strong feeling about something.

I have this predadiction that something terrible is about to happen.

by Fwambo April 20, 2008

Premajoerszination

1. To completely overreact about EVERYTHING
2. To have no self confidence whatsoever
3. To suck horribly at everything you do

Prematureejaculation, Premajerzination, womanly, not manly, castrated,

ex.1 " Chris, great job doing what you were told" Chris: "What is that suppose to mean you chicken shi* mother fucker*, I am going to kill you" -- somehow Chris felt the compliment was an insult, and he premajoerszinated.

ex.2 someone who says atleast 1 of the following on a daily basis: "I can't", "I suck", "Noone likes me", suffers from premajoerszination
ex.3 when somebody epically fails all the time, you would call him a "premajoerszinater"

by F6528817 May 17, 2011

Premature ejacutext

To send a text message prior to fully completing your message.
text premature

(Person 1)What do you wa
(Person 2)Huh?
(Person 1)Sorry for the premature ejacutext! What do you want for dinner?

by RCR4624 September 24, 2011

Premature De-Illumination

The action of accidentally turning off the last light in the house (when it's dark outside) resulting in disorientation and/or bumping in to things whilst looking for for another light switch.

Mike: Bro! I was about to go to bed but I accidentally Prematurely De-Illuminated the room and had to use my cell phone as a flashlight!

Brad: Man, I know what you meen. You gotta be careful with that Premature De-Illumination, last night I smashed my foot trying to find the bathroom when I did that.

by Mako212 July 2, 2011

prematurely ecstaticculate

1) Characterized as the act of displaying extreme excitement for something that is yet to happen.
2) Being really nice to someone you love by supporting something they wish to do before they do it.
3) The opposite of not loving someone because of a lack of recent quantifiable accomplishments.

person 1: I'm so excited! You are going to do great!!

person 2: Thank you for your support, I love it when you prematurely ecstaticculate! It makes me feel so great!

by Naughty Luxe October 13, 2011

Premature eBirthdayjaculation

(verb) The accidental erruption of premature birthday greetings, posted via electronic means; at least one week in advance.

After publicly posting several genuinely heart-felt electronic birthday greetings on the considerably incorrect day, appropriate follow up commentary:

"Ehh... well, evidently the world now knows I suffer from premature eBirthdayjaculation..."

by sphinxx July 24, 2013

premature elaboration

The embarrassing failure that occurs when a business gets overly excited and rolls out a new idea/ business model/ programme before its been fully tested.

Manager 1: "Wow the Sales Manager is really gung-ho about this new training programme - he wants to roll it out to the whole sales force"

Manager 2: "Yeah but I think its a premature elaboration - you might want to stand aside things could get messy"

by Timmy the Dog October 11, 2013