cell phone

back when their primary use was calling, it was like torture to go anywhere because every 5 seconds a random phone would ring. now that people use their cell phones mostly for texting and web browsing, life is better, though it's still slightly annoying to see everyone looking down at their phones.

2004
*ring* *beep beep* *rrriiiinnnng*
random guy: hi
other guy: How's it going
me: crap cant you people turn off your cell phones for once do you realise how annoying they are?!!

2011
*complete silence*
me: aahhhhh finally...
guy looking up from phone: what'd you say?

by Allanator July 6, 2011

Phone-thug

A person who threatens, or harasses another person over the phone, but wouldn't have the courage to do it in person.

She called my house today, and cursed me out, and threatened to beat me up, but when I saw her in school earlier today, she couldn't look me in the eyes. She's a punk! She just a phone-thug!

by M. J. Allicott May 27, 2007

Phone Drafting

Following closely behind someone while using your phone so you won't run into anything.

See also: People Drafting

"I need to send a text to Jimmy. Mind if I phone draft you for a minute?"

"Walking through San Francisco is annoying. At one point there were three people phone drafting me."

by farktronix June 18, 2008

phone-drone

Anyone who owns an smart phone or bluetooth headset.

"I don't know if I should get an iphone 3Gs or an Android, I really like the functionality of my iPhone 3g but it doesn't have the features of a Blackerry that I require. I'm so excited that the new iphone opperating system supports stereo bluetooth sound now that I have my motorokr headphones. Can anyone tell me if you can broadcast bluetooth to more than two speakers for digital surround sound? I want to synch my light garden to Pink Floyd and smoke pot with the lady friend who think's im just a phone-drone with my headset tuned to star trek, but how do I broadcast to two headsets at once? I'm having synching issues.

by UberQ January 23, 2010

The Infinity Phones

Basically the Infinity Stones but with phones. When you're using your phone in class and you teacher comes rushing like Thanos to take them away.

My teacher is currently on a quest to find all of the Infinity Phones. With one snap he/she will destroy 1/2 of the happiness in school.

by DonaldJTrumpster June 16, 2018

Chargin The Phone

The Act Secretly Masturbating While Telling People You Need to Charge Your Phone,
This Comes from the uses of the 'Wank Band Product'

Girlfriend: "Where Did You Go?!?!?!?!?"
Guy: "Sorry I was Chargin The Phone

by TheBanterLamp August 14, 2016

Phone Goalie

A person or friend who will call your cell phone to rescue you from an uncomfortable or otherwise undesireable conversation with someone else.

Thank god my phone goalie stepped in, because if I had to listen to one more story about how she named her cat "Pilates", I was going to pull my own arms off....

by hemmingwayredux June 22, 2011