Foot Patrol

A group of thugs hired to beat down the target by repeatedly kicking the shit out of them.

Pal: Dude, my girl’s ex won’t leave her alone.
Bro: So hire a foot patrol on his rib cage.

Pal: a what?
Bro: Foot patrol. Look it up on U.D.

by Under Fire October 23, 2017

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thot patrol translation

An elite group who translate hentai doujins into shakespearean english

Thot patrol translation translated another doujin

by Variant647 October 30, 2018

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shore patrol

A way to say "most certainly" without sounding stupid!

You are SHORE PATROL allowed to make calls to me, and you know it!

by Jim9821 July 13, 2005

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Snow PaTroll

A typical millennial Snowflake who wastes their time trolling media sites and regurgitating second-hand opinions with nothing to back them up. They usually have little idea how government works and so their feelings need to be validated by the mainstream media. They are also plagued with symptoms of Trump Deramgement Syndrome.

Every time Donald Trump tweets, out come the angry, butthurt Snow PaTrolls!!

by Time Foolery July 24, 2018

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volunteer highway patrol

A motorist who drives in the fast lane at the same speed as the drivers in the slow lanes, forcing all traffic to slow to what the obstructing driver considers to be a safe speed.

I got pinned down by the Volunteer Highway Patrol for about 10 miles before I could get around him.

by The Demon Prince October 02, 2006

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