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Plywood on the roof

A women with a ridiculously massive forehead.
Fuck me mate, did you see those hens that just passed us, the middle one had so much plywood on her roof, I bet space x often mistakes that as the landing pad for them new returnable rockets.

Noun- A person usually a women who would be Extreme pound material if it wasn't for her absolutely massive forehead that is plywood on the roof in its raw form.
by Boney McGrath May 7, 2023
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Roofed

Someone finally roofed that dumbass cump cube
by Gleamingthecube May 7, 2021
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Urban roof (skatepark)

Ancient history myth of a place that was useed for entertainment and hanging out with friends mostly on weekends.
A gremo v Urban roof (skatepark)
by The scooter hounter May 16, 2018
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sloped roof

Metaphor used when a justification can’t be made for negligence or lack of productivity or timeliness, particularly in a work setting.

Origin: The excuse made by the United States Secret Service Director, Kimberly Cheatle, for the negligence during the assassination attempt on former President, Donald Trump at the Pennsylvania rally July 13, 2024.

(Disclaimer: The author of this definition does not condone or tolerate political violence)
Kimberly Cheatle: “And so, there’s a safety factor that would be considered there that we wouldn’t want to put somebody up on a sloped roof. And so, the decision was made to secure the building, from inside.”

Boss: Why is your project late? Sloped roof get in the way?
by bruh421 July 21, 2024
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Roof Envy

The feeling a property owner gets when he watches a roof being installed across the street by a superior contractor, especially after they just got their deductible covered by some "bob the roofer" pop-up roofing company.
Jim Tells his wife while looking out the window,

"Dammit Rose, maybe we shouldn't have gotten our deductible covered by that OTHER roofing company. ROOFMARK is doing something special across the street. It's giving me Roof Envy!"

Rose, "I told ya, that I liked that TC character. "
by betterdick January 14, 2019
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Fiddler on the Roof

Scott Brownsword did Joe on the roof at pop world (fiddler on the roof)
by Jollon August 12, 2023
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drop it like a fish off a roof

bringing humor to grief. to drop something sad in a way to make it delightful to others, or literally dropping a fish from a roof in a city with heavy foottraffic. Someone will pass that fish on a sidewalk and be confused but hopefully delighted.
I am done with dating fools, I gotta drop it like a fish off a roof.
by birthdayboiking May 27, 2021
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