In a bookshop, "Hi, can I have a newspaper please.....oh and can I just check what versions of lord of the rings books you have please?"
" Sorry I have obsessive lord of the rings disorder"
" Sorry I have obsessive lord of the rings disorder"
by Dazzapkb January 28, 2022
Get the obsessive lord of the rings disordermug. by sexyshit111 June 25, 2025
Get the Lydia obsessivemug. One individual who's obsessed with another person who keeps on harassing someone and won't get a life and makes everyone in public feel uncomfortable.
by Forgetabout_it1408 August 31, 2025
Get the Obsessive Disordermug. When someone thinks about something 24/7, some may give the little fella a good beating to this certain thing.
Example 1- “Fuck bro Duke Lee is OBSESSED in Richmond”
2- “hey look man duke Lee has made Another post about the tigers, he sure is obsessed”
3- Person 1“Oi buddy see that weird cunt over there dressing his dog up as a tiger?”
Person 2 “oh that’s duke, his my neighbour, I hear him praying every night that the eagles become better than Richmond”
Person 1 “his pretty fucken obsessed isn’t he”
2- “hey look man duke Lee has made Another post about the tigers, he sure is obsessed”
3- Person 1“Oi buddy see that weird cunt over there dressing his dog up as a tiger?”
Person 2 “oh that’s duke, his my neighbour, I hear him praying every night that the eagles become better than Richmond”
Person 1 “his pretty fucken obsessed isn’t he”
by Doaskid July 31, 2018
Get the Obsessedmug. dreamsmp._.obsession is a very underrated tiktokker. I am friends with them and they are really kind and caring for me and for others and I love dreamsmp._.obsession
by Dsmp..stan_9 September 8, 2021
Get the dreamsmp._.obsessionmug. What you sneeringly snort to everyone watching while you super-precisely perform an ordinary task, check/measure something extra-carefully, salvage da last drops/flakes/globs of a semi-valuable product, etc.
Low-income-but-financially-solvent dude, speaking to an amused gal whose car he's changing da oil in, and letting each bottle of oil drain into da engine's filler-neck for ten minutes before tossing da bottle in da trash can: "Yeah, yeah, yeah --- obsessive compulsive... but you know how I hate to waste anything, plus of course, YOU'RE da one who's paying all da costs of this oil-change, so naturally I wanna be all da more conservative and efficient wif salvaging all of da $3.99-per-quart oil dat I can!"
by QuacksO February 24, 2023
Get the Yeah, yeah, yeah --- obsessive compulsive...mug. An almost insane desire, longing, or burning lust for someone or something. You feel like without that thing or person, you are not complete and can't cope, or- in extreme circumstances- live, unless you have the object you desire.
by Barrym0re October 12, 2023
Get the Obsessionmug.