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quigley plate

the meal which, when dining with one or more persons, falls well below the quality of all other food at the table. While not an absolute, the more dining companions rave about the deliciousness of their meal, the higher the probability of one sucky meal. There exists no hierarchy of probability based on price of meal or restaurant.
Katy knew even before her first bite that she had the quigley plate, her co-workers curry dishes were studded with emerald colored broccoli florets and hers was smeared with ashen lumps of canned mushroom.
by iheartwords July 29, 2009
mugGet the quigley platemug.

Plate Tetris

Occurs when a person, usually a waitress, needs to shift around many plates on a table in order to put down one more plate because of a lack of space.
Did you see that waitress? She had to play Plate Tetris to get all their orders on the table!
by rushringleader December 28, 2008
mugGet the Plate Tetrismug.

plate breaker

A Greek descendant, the term was derived from one of their oldest and most cherished rituals.
I hate that John Stamos. He's such a dirty plate breaker.
by the almighty turd sandwich March 30, 2008
mugGet the plate breakermug.

Skid Plate

Hey skid plate, you just sat on my glasses.
by Zotch March 24, 2017
mugGet the Skid Platemug.

pass the plate

When there’s the beat for couple of rappers to eat in turns then this dude
Gets on and he be flopping like shit (shade 45 gon say he’s no hyena)...he needs to pass the plate to another to jump on it(pass the mic and get of the beat for another rapper)

u dig?
Dj: Hey man! U up for this one?
1st rapper: yeah

He took his turn and he been sounding like sponge bob on an eminem shit
Then....

2nd rapper: lemmhi eat the shit
Dj: hey yo! Pass the plate

Then...
1st rapper jumps off for 2nd rapper to jump on and either do worse or better
mugGet the pass the platemug.

poopy plate

Side plate placed next to a picky eater specifically to catch all refused items picked out of food.
"Don't cry, Susan. We'll have the waiter bring you a poopy plate for the raisins. You don't have to eat them."
by meganelizabeth July 29, 2005
mugGet the poopy platemug.

skip plate

When an overweight individual produces fecal matter and is not able to sufficiently wipe the affected area, it leaves an unattended area of skipped fecal matter also known as 'skip plate'.
See above definition of skip plate.
by 911 and Cali August 27, 2009
mugGet the skip platemug.

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