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ill hob your nob

it means that i'll hob your nob
Sockyy: I'll nob yer hob, if you hob my nob

Emma: I'd hob yer nob.

ILL HOB YOUR NOB XD
by Sockyy! December 4, 2007
mugGet the ill hob your nobmug.
A Danish translation from the root word 'renobhobgoblin'.

1) When a door is unable to be opened due to mechanical failure (broken door knob), you have to re(k)nob the door.

2) A physical anomoly that happens when a male reproductive organ deflates or becomes flacid, very rapidly. Usually from fright, fear, unwanted touching from another male, or very strong, unpleasant vaginal odor. The opposite action of a p'fong.
1) "Damn, the door won't open. I will need to renob it."

2) "I just saw your gramma's tain't when she bent over to pick up her purse. I have renob now"

re(k)nob-(the k is silent) and/or renob
by handyfella February 4, 2010
mugGet the Re(k)nob-(the k is silent) and/or renobmug.

Nob Squab

A twattish older brother who always takes the piss out of you because you've got a slight moustache.
Brother: "Oh my god, you've got a moustache!! hahahaha"

You: "Nob Squab"
by yes, tom, it's me February 18, 2009
mugGet the Nob Squabmug.

Flog nob

a flog nob ( also flognob , flog knob , flogknob ) is a wander. A puller of cock.
Damn man , Larry Emdur on Channel 9 Australia is such a disliked flog nob.
by MonsDeepPassionateKiss October 11, 2020
mugGet the Flog nobmug.

NOB

nob stands for nut on back originating from carter and max .Max nobbed all over carter s back, meaning he whipped out his johnson started gooning to addison rae and instabusted all on him for funsies.
DUDE!Carter did u just get nobbed on? WHAT A BEAST!!!
by nobberetner May 14, 2025
mugGet the NOBmug.

nob

pronounced like "door nob" used as an insult. means "stupid", "slow", "retarded", "mentally challenged" ect.
"whats the answer to question 3A"
"i dont know just figure it out you nob"
by englishgenius January 14, 2024
mugGet the nobmug.

Nob gobbler

Gitting your dick sucked so good it turns into a nob
Tammy sucked tim's dick so good shes a nob gobbler
by Your mim October 21, 2018
mugGet the Nob gobblermug.

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