Stumble Stretch

The act of stretching while also using the computer application "StumbleUpon". The exercise is used by many Stumblers when they can't think of anything to look up. This also makes them think better. It is one of the best computer exercises you can think of. So if you want info at a real fast fetch, click that Stumble button and do a Stumble Stretch.

Hec: What's this weird thing? I've never seen that toolbar before.

Brad: Its called StumbleUpon. Its my favorite app! Craziest thing you've ever seen! (click the 'Stumble' button)

Hec: Wow! Everything in just one click? (groans) Oh no, I think I need some exercise.

Brad: Sure! How about a Stumble Stretch? (clicks the button and reaches for Hec's hand) Now I'm stretching your hand. See? You just click and stretch at the same time. Its easy! Everybody loves it.

Hec: Whoah! I'm a Stumbler now.

Brad: Yes, the Stumble Stretch, one of the best PC workouts around! You've joined the Stumbler Nation. See, and so did I!

by Dusty's Baby Powder December 22, 2011

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fur stretched

a term used to describe a woman who is going to have sex. A trapper skins his catch and stretches the fur over a board to cure.

I see Jenny is all dressed up for the evening. Maybe she is going out to get her fur stretched.

by tl_terry March 24, 2010

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Man Stretching

Man Stretching is to men as what yoga is to women.

are you practicing yoga? no, i'm man stretching. But i hear yoga is good for stretching.

by riolofit February 21, 2013

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Stretched child

A teenager or adult that has such a strong baby face that they look like a kid in photographs from the neck up, but they are an average adult height or taller and may have adult body proportions. It is strong enough to cause the uncanny valley, especially if it’s a man with a beard.

Haley Joel Osment and Jojo Siwa are notorious stretched children.

by Dr. Sigh January 27, 2021

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