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carpet muncher

loves to eat another hairy vag.usualy a butch
the manager was a carpet muncher and didnt like whe the girls shaved.
by ughgughgu March 19, 2008
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minga muncher

someone who licks the cunt of a minga
by janwa September 15, 2008
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burger muncher

someone who enjoys burgers
wow, she's a burger muncher!
by i'm a burger muncher! April 6, 2011
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cardboard muncher

Sexual actions by mouth upon a woman's vagina. Can also be called "Box Muncher".
"Eating so much pussy labeled you a cardboard muncher!"
by VyRiZ June 24, 2006
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smagma muncher

smagma is the juicy secreations that looks like cheese around the mushroom head of a penis. Smagma Muncher is the act of making a hearty snack of smagma cheese balls
Anna Nicole's husband was so old she was known as a smagma muncher when she sucked his dick off, clearly the reason she has baboobs from to much protein.

see also baboobs
by Chris Turner March 27, 2005
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Dick Muncher

someone who loves chewing a mans cock
Tommy:I hate sam!
Chris: IK! he's such a dick muncher
by sexmagic25 February 21, 2011
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Chode Muncher

a person who has a rapturous enjoyment for the taste of chodes.
Chris is such a chode muncher. So is Cruz.
by Exploding Pants December 27, 2007
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