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Mortgage Mule

When a man or woman pays the mortgage for the family, finds out the spouse or significant other has cheated, and they feel like a mule, having worked, and gotten no respect for keeping the roof overhead.
He felt like a Mortgage Mule. He worked for years to keep his family safe, and in the end, found out his wife cheated. He felt used, and taken advantage of.
by P.A. Drunk N Stuff December 26, 2011
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The Mule

The Mule (2014): An Australian attempt at crime-drama / toilet-humor, a tale of loyalty, justice and perseverance through adversity as Hugo Weaving explores the question: what use is a search-warrant if you are unable to take a shit?
by Peculiar Musings March 8, 2015
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glitter mule

A Burning Man term: a beautiful, fashionable person, who also pulls his/ her own weight. Antonym: Sparkle Pony
burner number 1 : God that lady is smokin hot, she probably didn't have to lift a finger to get here!

Burner number 2: Are you kidding? That Glitter Mule singlehandedly built 3 stages, designed this outfit and is gonna drop the bass so hard tonight, not a pair of panties will be dry within a ten mile radius!!!
by Glitter Moon October 13, 2015
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cum mule

A cum mule is a super slut that goes across state lines, fills her whore hole with sperm and transports it safely and discretely back to her town of origin
My girl goes to visit her friends in eastern shore virginia all the time.
She claims to be visiting and spending time with family and friends.
I know the truth shes fucking her friends husband and his buddies
She comes back like nothing happened
Such a dumb dirty Cum Mule
by HorsethePussyFilla December 6, 2017
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beautiful mule

Wow she's really pretty but only a beautiful mule.
by notfancy March 1, 2018
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fudge mule

During a threesome, when a penis is inserted into one anus and re-appears covered in fecal matter, if the penis-wielder doesn't have the decency to clean said appendage before plunging it into either a mouth, anus, or a vagina, they are known form then on as a "Fudge Mule."
Did you see Michelle fudge mule Jessica with that strap-on when she pulled out of Eric's pegged-ass? Not cool...
by Scrypt August 23, 2018
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cookie mule

Using a person to smuggle cookies from one region to another. This is common in countries that put a premium on certain types of cookies/biscuits such as the USA with McVites Digestives
Why pay $5 when I can have a cookie mule like Frank bring them back for $1
by EverythingElseHasBeenTake August 28, 2018
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