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muffin ass

Description of a booty that "pops" out from the waist, like the top of a muffin.
"Damn, I'd love to fall asleep on Molly Jane's muffin ass."
by Eric Loy March 10, 2004
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crump muffin

A student who is too into psychology for their own good. This would involve having an apple in their BRIEFCASE and encoorperating words like "ecological validity" at inappropriate moments.
"That prep is such a Crump muffin!"

"That Crump muffin just hit my corsa!"
by nat n' matt February 15, 2006
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silly muffin

Someone who is a silly muffin is someone who is a silly muffin. It is not an insult, so much as a observation about someone.

A silly muffin would most definitely do something silly or unnecessary just because they can. Not something mean though, a silly muffin is not a mean person.
"I go around town wishing people a nice day"

"you're a silly muffin"
by Amasakai November 8, 2013
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Muffin Slut

A girl who acts slutty and whose stomach hangs over her tight pants like the top of a muffin.
by Urban Dictionary September 27, 2005
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Thumper Muffin

The out of sorts and visibly uncomfortable in his own life guy we all know that just cannot seem to process his being homosexual, causing abundant & quite woeful episodes of undiscerned idiotic behaviors showing everyone but himself exactly who recieves what from whom....
Oh damn, Thumper Muffin just pulled up on his new motorcycle; and of course he is jamming to some Sir Elton... What a bottom boy!
by Pork Chopubbs June 6, 2016
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Sparkly Muffins

(v.) Code word for the act of making whoopie, shaking the sheets, fucking, getting it in, smushing, smashing, sexytime, pounding it out, and any other action or name associated with having sex.
Don't come home I am making sparkly muffins with Brice.

It is now safe to come to the dorm room becuase the sparkly muffins have been baked.

I am going to make sparkly muffins with the hottie in my math class all night long!
by Pres of Sparkly Muffin Group September 9, 2011
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Dook Muffin

1. Placing your little shits onto a muffin pan and placing them into the oven, letting them cook for about 5 minutes on 400 Degrees Fahrenheit, thus you have your dook muffin.

2. Someone whose asshole is ripped open by a giant dook.
" I feel like having a good old dook muffin today "

" I took the biggest dook today and it came out like a dook muffin "
by Vendon March 26, 2009
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