your momie

An word play on your mom, sometimes said when saying doing your mom in UK. (that's a joke, but still funny)
Momie is pronounced mom-eeye

Peter says, "Hey David! What do you do on weekends?"
Dave says, "I do YOUR MOMIE on weekends "

by your_father(less) February 12, 2023

Dutch Moomin

A "Dutch Moomin" is the art of taking an extremely sweaty man and placing him in front of a strong fan on a minimum of setting 4 on a hot day. The fan is then positioned in such a way that the people sat behind the sweaty man get the full force of his sweat and all aromas.

"Whats up Rob?"

"If that fat mess Dutch Moomin's me again i will rip the plug off his fan"

by Jifferson March 11, 2026

The Your Mominator

The term used to burn people age 8 through 14

The Your Mominator will do your face

by Cubby Fitsroy June 2, 2008

2 and a Half Mommies

When a girl has a kid, Finds a MILF, then the girl and the MILF can call each other mommy and the kid calls both of them mommy. But don't call the kid mommy because that's fucking weird.

Abby is into the 2 and a Half Mommies setup

by ballslmbao August 13, 2024