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Mexican Space Shuttle

dude 1: yo man, i where can take a dump?
Dude 2: there is a mexican space shuttle over there (points to porta potty)
by Sp311man November 9, 2014
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Mexican Motorboat

When one sexual partner adds salt to their respective partner's nipples, places a shot of quality tequila between the nipples, and puts a wedge of lime in their partners mouth. The 1st sexual partner then proceeds to lick the salt off of each nipple, take the shot of tequila, and suck the lime without using any hands.
Ted: Jill, you know I love you and I've always cared about you.
Jill: You know I feel the same way about you. *She blushes and covers her face*

Ted: *Ted exhales as he musters up the courage* Babe I can’t imagine doing this with anyone but you. I want you to be my first.
Jill: Your first what?
Ted: Mexican motorboat. *As he pours a shot of Jose Cuervo*
by Big Dick Swag January 14, 2015
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Mexican Hot Chocolate

Sex act where after eating a bunch of peppers you take a dump on someone and it's so spicy it burns their chest.
example She said the mexican hot chocolate was so spicy it left red marks on her tits.
by justin timberfake February 5, 2015
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mexican duck

Stupid crazy mofo that makes coffee at 12:47 a.m.
by sweaty hooves March 6, 2015
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Mexican Mile

The outrageously long distance between you and the toilet generally realized after consuming a slippery meal from a local Mexican restaurant.
After that triple cheese, black bean, and shrimp chalupa, my mexican mile ended with a a call to The Home Depot for an emergency steam-cleaner rental.
by jellooooruthere June 10, 2016
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mexican anal

Well, what happens in Mexico.... stays in mexico? Anal sex and Tequila are all you need. After anal, pour a shot of tequila down the crevice of a beautiful ass and lick it. Who knew a "Mexican anal" was such a thing?
Last weekend my Babette and I were in Puerto San Carlos, Mexico and we had Mexican Anal
by Babettebear January 24, 2017
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mexican school bus

Four men butt-fucking in a line while wearing sombreros. Person in the front is required to say "all aboard!" And make bus horn noises.
Dude I heard he was the driver in a Mexican school bus.
by Redscrewdrivers75 September 27, 2017
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