metrosexual fruitcake Gary

This guy from The Witcher.

Wanna play gwent? Oh no it's metrosexual fruitcake Gary!

by Luhl95 May 22, 2017

Gary the Metrosexual Fruitcake

Main character of the series of books and games "The Witcher"

I gotta say, and I'm sure you'll agree with me... Grown up Ellie looks a thousand times more badass than that metrosexual fruitcake from the Witcher. What was his name... ? Gary?

Gary the Metrosexual Fruitcake, also known as Gary of Rivia, Butcher of Bikini Bottom

by JulianL July 13, 2017

Metrosexual

Just a gay man who can’t get laid

Alan: I’m not gay, I’m metrosexual
Charlie: that’s just a gay man who can’t get laid

by Nt789 August 22, 2021

Metrosexual

Straight but with more steps

“I’m a metrosexual”

“What’s that?”

“I’m straight, but with more steps”

by Rachel3226 June 3, 2021

Metrosexual

Having intercourse on a train. Amaglamation of "metro" and "sexual."

John took Emily into the bathroom on Amtrack and had intercourse with her, it was a fun metrosexual experience.

by revoLucian1776 February 28, 2024

Metrosexualize

To make a male appear to be gay without having to make fellatio. Often requiring the male to broaden his fashion sense beyond Under Armour polos, basketball shorts, and sandals.

We need to metrosexualize you so that women and men want to bone you. No homo.

by P_MaC May 17, 2014

Metrosexual

Is a straight guy who has a gay mans sense of fashion, personality traits, and sometimes even common interests.

Wow! I'd swear your dad is gay by the way he dresses but he pulls the ladies in like no tomorrow! He's so uber metrosexual!

by Panigirl83 April 12, 2020