qua qua meeeeloooon

a phobia of cocomelon because the watermelon is alive
it is scientifificly proven to cause curona viris
also yourmomdotcomwherebabiesgetborninmystumache

"nooooo the qua qua meeeeloooon, its alive"(said the guy watching cocomelon)

by sheep herder da one June 18, 2023

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by Jimbo Skibeede August 17, 2024

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R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience)

A retroactively amended purchase experience is when a company changes the terms of the sale, after the sale. Companies can do this nowadays because most of us use cloud software, otherwise known as SaaS, Software as a Service. Since we have to connect to someone else's computer to USE our software, they have the ability to deny us access to this software without accepting new terms, that they can change on us at any given time. Since consumer protection in the United States is a joke, they face no consequences for doing so.

An example of this can be found with Adobe when they changed the terms of the sale to include terms allowing them to look through your content.

Or when Adobe took software you paid for, and disallowed you from activating it. perpetual licenses are not perpetual licenses as long as you must connect to someone else's computer to use what you paid for.

I really liked my $400 baby monitor, but now I have to pay extra for features it came with because the company did a R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience). I feel RAPEd!

by Louis Rossmann August 19, 2024

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R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience)

A retroactively amended purchase experience is when a company changes the terms of the sale, after the sale. Companies can do this nowadays because most of us use cloud software, otherwise known as SaaS, Software as a Service. Since we have to connect to someone else's computer to USE our software, they have the ability to deny us access to this software without accepting new terms, that they can change on us at any given time. Since consumer protection in the United States is a joke, they face no consequences for doing so.

An example of this can be found with Adobe, when they changed the terms of the sale to include terms allowing them to look through your content.

Or when Adobe took software you paid for, and disallowed you from activating it, perpetual licenses are not perpetual licenses as long as you must connect to someone else's computer to use what you paid for.

I really liked my $400 baby monitor, but now I have to pay extra for features it came with because the company did a R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience)

by Louis Rossmann August 19, 2024

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Spence da mence

A very talented dj and really popular "cool guy" who fell from grace after diddling a couple kids. Died in prison after a particularly violent gang raping

You what up fam it's DJ Spence da Mence! I'm on air today to clear up a nasty rumor about me that I diddled some kids. I don't diddle kids! It's no good diddling kids. Go Sabres!!! Hey duuuuuuuude!!!!

by Agayguy March 1, 2024

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