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Massive Knob

1. Could refer to me
2. Those teenagers who drive around in their £3k Corsas, showing off their little 1L engine while driving slowly around underage girls in the hope they’ll understand that they have massive Cocks due to their ‘awesome’ ride.
1. I identify as a massive knob

2. Brad is such a knobhead, I know I’m only 15 but his car doesn’t turn me on anymore.
by Smeggfried Rice June 15, 2018
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My dick is massive

Something said by a guy with a micropenis
Person1: My dick is massive!

Person2: no it’s not...
by Guy with small dick July 22, 2018
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Romtown massive

Romtown massive is the most dangerous gang in the U.K. If u speak they name ur gonna get stab
Leave me alone or I get romtown massive on u Joao a fat cunt who's the biggest snake
by Night nigajt nerd January 23, 2019
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Massive

Super cool. Awesome. An organisation that is kicking ass.
Big up the Birmingham Massive!
by The girl wiv the Hebrew tattoo September 8, 2018
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Ultra massive penis syndrome

A disorder in which someone’s penis is so large that it is impractical for everyday use. This makes things like sex, masturbation and wearing cloths. This is also often ridiculed or made spectacle
Lets go to the freak show and see that man with ultra massive penis syndrome
by Extra gum November 12, 2023
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Massive

A song made by the greatest band ever, Linkin Park. This song was made 20 years ago as of 2023 but released on Linkin Park's Meteora 20th anniversary boxset came out. It's a very amazing song, when i heard it for the first time I almost cried. Mike Shinoda sings in it
Me : hey what's this song called?
My brother who loves Linkin Park : Massive
Me : bet
by Xx_Vista08_why December 23, 2023
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Massive honkers

Boobies, massive fucking titties, super stuffed up milkies, hunger bonger doinky boinky, fabric stretching wind flapping gravity welling sex mounds, super duper ultra hyper goddamm mother fucking mega milkies.
Oh, you mean these? My Boobies, my massive fucking titties, my super stuffed up milkies, my hunger bonger doinky boinky, my fabric stretching wind flapping gravity welling sex mounds, mu super duper ultra hyper goddamm mother fucking mega milkies, my Massive honkers?
by The only arsonist January 31, 2024
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