i hate you maximus

you dont like someone named maximus

maximus is poop and should be called max

i really want to say "i hate you maximus"

by jonny98882 January 23, 2023

Maximus

Max is the most funniest kindest guy ive ever met we have been friends for 3 years now and i am so lucky to have a friend like him. Even if he works at a maid cafe ill always love him no homo

Maximus is gayus

by Adriana.lopez<3 February 18, 2023

Asshateus Maximus

gluteus's brother

hey gluteus wassup

oh nothing hanging out with Asshateus Maximus

by MasterofDisaster95 September 30, 2016

Shitamus maximus

Your gluteus maximus becomes a Shitamus maximus when your taking a shit on the shitter.

"Tylers gluteus maximus quickly became a shitamus maximus when he ate at taco bell"

by mommyallana December 20, 2023

maximus

" if you ever meet a boy name maximus jest know that hes ugly but funny never licens and has a small penis

friend_ hey theres maximus
you_ i heard he has a small dick

by mybutcheackgiglewhenifart June 8, 2020

Maximus

Maximus is a ugly guy. Hes a big jerk and hes rude! He has a pig snout occasionally a white cracker and believes in his White supremacy... He is a guy who hates furries and LGBTQ+. Maximus is a gut who you NEVER want to get involved with. He has pretty good comebacks have to admit but hes still a big JERK!

Girl: Can you help me with something?
Maximus: Shut yo bitch ass up.

by k_p_op March 25, 2022

Geekus maximus

A geek with an extremely high level of geekiness, in other words a super geek, or the geek of all geeks.

My friends call me a geekus maximus.

by Geekus Minimus July 8, 2018