life

Pointless things people do between ejaculations.

Speaker 1: "My Grandma is 110 years old."
Speaker 2: "What a long life!"

by Tired of life December 28, 2016

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Something you can never have and you can only fantasise about.

Yea that dude definitely has a life

by Amack205 January 2, 2020

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life is a little idea of an exam that everyone fails and hates

life is a bitch

by okfijkfijif November 20, 2020

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Life

Not the only thing that knocks people down.

Not everybody who says they got up after being knocked down really got up. Some were always helped up by an authority figure in life.

by Solid Mantis April 17, 2020

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A meaningless cycle from birth to death. It used to be meaningful and great for all, but that was just before the existence of humans...

It starts, fresh, new and happy. Then, the freshness turns into an endless painful cycle of gathering useless knowledge that would not help anyone at all, before manifesting itself in its fullness - - Work. Pain. Scoldings. The fear of losing your job. The fear for yourself, and your lost world...

Life then changes as you retire. You finally get some rest, but is broken beyond repair. You look down, back, at your life path. Is it worth it? The suffering?

And then, life ends.

by Hydra-3 November 3, 2022

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