ling xi

One and only beautiful girl

i am ling xi

by woshidsb November 23, 2021

Ling the Long

A colloquial, humorous term referring to a penis, derived from the Hindi word "ling" (लिंग), which traditionally means "phallus" or "genital organ." The term is often used in an exaggerated manner to describe someone with a notably large penis.

Not to be confused with the religious symbol Shiva linga (or lingum)

Dude: Ravi thinks his Ling the Long can make women beg for more. My Slick the Thick-Dick disagrees.
Girl: Did you see Raj's bulge after pool?
Girl 2: Oh ma gawd gurl! Ling the Long is gonna be mine after graduation.

by Sibah Hameed January 12, 2025

Ling Ling

Ling Ling is a prodigy since birth. His dictionnary does not contain the words "mistakes" and "sacrilegious". Ling Ling is, probably, neither a boy or a girl. Ling Ling is the King of Music. Ling Ling never sleep, instead, Ling Ling practise 40 hours a day. Ling Ling's least favorite instrument is the viola, but still appreciate the violists.

"You are like Ling Ling, but you aren't Ling Ling. The only difference is that he only need to hear it once and play it flawlessly".
LingLing40hours is the best.

by MarsArgoKawaii January 12, 2021

king ding a ling

a king ding a ling IS NOT jack kennedy

wow he has a king ding a ling, can’t be jack kennedy

by isoldheroininireland February 9, 2025

Ling Ling

Ling Ling is a non-binary (gay icon) inside joke of the popular youtube influencers "TwoSetViolin" wich consists of a child violin virtuoso/prodigy whom practices 40 hours a day, they are the masters at all the instruments and its that one asian child who beats you in every Menuhin competition.

Son: Mom i got 3th place in the school talent show!
Mom: *in a heavy asian accent* HOW COME YOU ONLY ON THIRD PLACE LAH, LING LING ALREADY MAKE MUSIC SCHOOLS AND YOU LAZY ONLY PLAY VIDEO GAME ALL DAY, DO YOU WANT ME TO KUNG-PAO YOUR CHICKEN??!
Son: holy fuck

by SeiyaIdk August 24, 2023

si ling

best school in woodlands singapore
meh toilet

Theres a primary school called si ling primary school???

by randomguyfromwoodlands December 19, 2023

Weeb-a-ling

Someone who just got introduced to anime and has only watched up to 3 series.

My little sister is a weeb-a-ling. She hasn't watched a lot of anime but she sure does love it!

by Weeb-a-ling September 23, 2020