interrogation lights

Track or recessed lighting mounted directly above a seating area so it shines in your eyes; not unlike the lighting in a police interrogation room.

Turn off those goddamn interrogation lights I'm trying to watch tv!

by mlamson January 8, 2011

Hacking the lights

Being unjustly accused of hacking the fluorescent lights while they flicker because you happened to texting on your Samsung Galaxy smartphone. The accuser is commonly a whorish paraprofessional with back pain caused by sleeping on the Target bench dividers at night.

My: *texting on my brand new Samsung Galaxy smartphone*

The overhead lights: *begin to rapidly flicker*

Whore para: WTF are ya doin, ya sped!! Stop hacking the lights!

by wpkoski September 11, 2021

relay lights

The lights that must be turned on and off in a sequential order so you can safely make it from one area of the house to another when it is dark.

I came in through the back door and had to set relay lights in the kitchen, the dining room and finally my room. I then had to turn the relay lights off in that order: the back door light, the kitchen light, and then the dining room light so I could safely make it to my room without tripping over chairs or hitting counter tops or walls.

by Mandevar December 27, 2009

chem light

Military Glow-stick

We used chem lights for a disco party in Iraq

by us_soldier February 26, 2014

Grease Lighting

When a fat person tries to gas light you.

That fat person was grease lighting me into believing that McDonalds is healthier than normal burgers.

by Swag Man of Swagsylvania May 4, 2021

Light tunneling

Light tunneling (or simply “going down a light tunnel”) is when you’re so baked that an especially great song or food makes you trip 10 times harder. This increase in highness generally produces very sharp visual effects/focus, and can take your imaginative abilities higher than ever thought possible. Many people when light tunneling will unintentionally create movies in their heads that go along with the song, food, or experience, and can sometimes even cause people to picture themselves flying down “the light tunnel”. The experience can be so intense that it can be hard to recall the next day, but regardless of what end of the tunnel you experience, it’s name comes from the especially vibrant tunnel vision you recieve when entranced by said song or food.

“Dawg this song has me light tunneling pretty hard right now.”

by SmogCitizen February 5, 2019

Negative light

To make someone feel less sure about or have less trust in something or someone.

After I was found out to have fucked the boss, I was cast in a negative light.

by cpetkunas July 1, 2020