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Karen

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Middle aged white woman

Bob cut
Has 3 kids
Drives a Volvo
Is currently speaking to the manager
“Has anyone seen Karen around here?“
I think she’s at Tommy’s soccer practice
by Let’s goooo March 31, 2020
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She is unreliable when she’s shopping (mostly Black Friday shopping) and will make up excuses to get the manager in her presence, she is mean, rude, and most importantly NOT smart, she is a Facebook mom and lets their kids listen to kids bop, she is especially excellent in getting the manager to speak to her and her kids hate her.
Karen would like to speak to the manager for the 10th time this week... we can’t control this.
by egirlsnack November 18, 2019
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God fucking dammit Karen, why the fuck did you leave with the kids last night in the Volvo I bought for you while I was sleeping?!”
by Big Chungus 69 January 1, 2019
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This woman is the 44 year old mom of 3 with a bob cut that is popular amongst all the managers of the stores she’s walked in. Is sure to get you in trouble if you do not give her your 110% effort while serving her as if you are her slave. STAY AWAY.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Karen took the kids and wants to speak to your manager too.
by i define things November 16, 2019
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a karen is generally a mother of 3 kids with an annoying soccer mom personality that's probably speaking to your manger now.
You've probably come here from tik tok from the video 'Karen of all Karens' so you would know the phrase 'cALm dOwN, cALm dOwN' and 'my kids can't hear me calling you a bich because they are listening to kiDS bOP'
by Gabe-Itch November 12, 2019
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Karen is so pretty nice weird and gorgeous.in the outside she may seem quiet and shy but when you really get to know her she actually a very loud energetic ambitious girl.She has a nice smile to everyone don’t get pissed off or she’ll do something you will regret
Oh don’t mess with Karen you’ll regret it
I wanna be a Karen

Karen is fire flawless🔥
by pridegirl_1990 May 24, 2019
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a hoe that takes the kids and all my money and won't come back karen please
please karen
by black enslaver 69 December 10, 2019
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