Kiwi

Girls public hair which has grown back after a good waxing or layering. The length and name comes the Kiwi Fruit (or in New Zealand they just call it "fruit". 2mm long ot so, pleasant to the touch.
I thought she was definitely a water. She is, but she hasn't gone for a while so its growing back slowly. She called ir the kiwi.
by Aki8181 May 10, 2023
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Kiwi

A dumbass fruit that's got no reason to exist. The furry fuck is usually used on beat a furry day!
John: Ever eat a kiwi?
Bill: What the fuck is a kiwi?
John: You know, that weird furry shit!
by Not_A_Dragon January 24, 2020
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Kiwi

A fruit a bird and a something that my mom won't stop saying.
Mom why won't you stop saying "kiwi"?
by Blueyfan March 3, 2023
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Kiwi

A person's balls
Don't kick me in the kiwis, please!
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Kiwi-man

A creature born in Mount Fruticus and is seen as a symbol for saving humanity. They operate down under (but aren"/ very good) as well as New Zealand and Australia. As little kiwites they are a little fuzzy. Extremely flat-earthed (even though they are round) and have a general tendancy to become...furry. That's furry and not A furry. Big difference that not many understand :(.
Emperor Zuchinii: you have come far, kiwi man, but I must reject you your powers.

Kiwi-man: what? Why?

Emperor Zuchinii: You have become a furry .

Kiwi-man (as he is being dragged away by cucumber guards): NO NOOO I CAN EXPLAIN. NOOOOOO

(A door slams, lights fade out, in the distance a crow squaks)
by Ma9'rooba69 June 11, 2018
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mr kiwi

An epic gamer who likes to listen to sicko mode and get epic victories on Fortnite
Bro who was that epic gamer last match?
I don’t know, probably a mr kiwi
by Mr kiwii January 27, 2019
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kiwi

he is a kiwi
by ambbaaa July 25, 2020
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