attracks every girl, he is declared as one of the best people in the bed.
He is blond and very muscly.
He is blond and very muscly.
by SHINOBI EXE October 20, 2021
Get the juan suarezmug. Juan Mario is commonly known as the hardest name one can acquire in the human form. There is a large controversy to the origins of the label, most commonly deriving from “Juan, The Horse Master” and “Maria, Queen of the Culantro Realm”, while relevant, it was recently disputed that the name in fact was influenced by Don Juan (the greatest lover on the planet) and Super Mario (the greatest plumber in the world). Which concludes to the fact that Juan Mario will not only be a gentle lover but he will also dig deep into your sexual desires and plumb profoundly into your lusts.
by Khuan November 22, 2021
Get the juan mariomug. by Cina & Haliey April 28, 2022
Get the Meah & Juanmug. butthole man: yo sadeer whos that?
sadeer: ahhh thats ze juan door...
butthole man: juan door? come to papa
sadeer: ahhh thats ze juan door...
butthole man: juan door? come to papa
by ifoundsomewildglizzys December 15, 2020
Get the juan doormug. He is a very funny guy and he is a very strong guy. Don’t mess with a Juan Simon because he will beat you mentally and physically.
by Si mi December 8, 2018
Get the juan simonmug. Teacher:
ok, which one of you is Juan kurr?
which one of you is nick gurr?
Which one of you is moe liecester?
Which one of you is dixie nourmous?
Who’s joe?
What’s ligma?
ok, which one of you is Juan kurr?
which one of you is nick gurr?
Which one of you is moe liecester?
Which one of you is dixie nourmous?
Who’s joe?
What’s ligma?
by Juan Kurr October 17, 2019
Get the juan kurrmug. by The 7FootKid January 30, 2020
Get the Juan duranmug.