Typically a larger female, with a halfway decent face, also known as a BBW. They are good at cooking and eating food, watching movies, and going on short walks. Usually do not care for personal hygiene, but always are always concerned with the way they look. They are whiny, and ill mannered.
by Riccardia June 4, 2013
Get the Jessicamug. Definitely not wifey material. A basic bar hoe that seeks refuge in bars and night clubs so that unsuspecting men can't tell exactly how orange she is as a result of her attachment to layers of bronzer and/or tanning beds. You'll most likely find her gravitating towards men out of her league, or even more pathetic: taken. If you make friends with a Jessica, don't ask her to do your makeup or else you might open your eyes to a raccoon staring back at you in the mirror. She's the greatest friend temporarily, but next thing you know every night is ruined because she's too fixed on another guy and you're stuck covering her ass. One thing is for certain, you'll always look amazing next to Jessica even on your worst of days. At least there's that upside.
Pedro: Hey, man. I need to borrow your Clorox.
Ronnie: Sure thing. Why you need it?
Pedro: Jessica was over last night. I need to get her face off my pillow.
Ronnie: Sure thing. Why you need it?
Pedro: Jessica was over last night. I need to get her face off my pillow.
by thornfieldghost August 28, 2016
Get the Jessicamug. by Thanksfornothingbitch August 3, 2019
Get the Jessicamug. by Drinkurmangos June 24, 2018
Get the Jessicamug. A Jessica is usually a girls name. They are sweet and kind but can be Emo af. They get offended easily and are spooked/scared easily too.
by Ch1ppy April 16, 2018
Get the Jessicamug. by Shitstickhsejxnjdndndndndne February 28, 2019
Get the Jessicamug.