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Jessica

Typically a larger female, with a halfway decent face, also known as a BBW. They are good at cooking and eating food, watching movies, and going on short walks. Usually do not care for personal hygiene, but always are always concerned with the way they look. They are whiny, and ill mannered.
"OMG I feel so fat and bloated today..."

"Shut up, youre fine, you sound like Jessica."
by Riccardia June 4, 2013
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Jessica

Definitely not wifey material. A basic bar hoe that seeks refuge in bars and night clubs so that unsuspecting men can't tell exactly how orange she is as a result of her attachment to layers of bronzer and/or tanning beds. You'll most likely find her gravitating towards men out of her league, or even more pathetic: taken. If you make friends with a Jessica, don't ask her to do your makeup or else you might open your eyes to a raccoon staring back at you in the mirror. She's the greatest friend temporarily, but next thing you know every night is ruined because she's too fixed on another guy and you're stuck covering her ass. One thing is for certain, you'll always look amazing next to Jessica even on your worst of days. At least there's that upside.
Pedro: Hey, man. I need to borrow your Clorox.

Ronnie: Sure thing. Why you need it?
Pedro: Jessica was over last night. I need to get her face off my pillow.
by thornfieldghost August 28, 2016
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Jessica

A Jessica eats a lot of ice cream but most importantly pickle flavour.
Jessica: hey have you tried out the new pickle flavour ice cream

Person: no you fucking weirdo
by Thanksfornothingbitch August 3, 2019
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Jessica

I kind friend all around. However can be a big lier
Jessica is a Great Person
by Drinkurmangos June 24, 2018
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Jessica

A Jessica is usually a girls name. They are sweet and kind but can be Emo af. They get offended easily and are spooked/scared easily too.
Guy 1:"Hey who's that girl over there?"
Guy 2:" I don't know but its probably a Jessica"
by Ch1ppy April 16, 2018
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Jessica

Person 1: What's a Jessica
Person 2: I don't know
Person 3: Who's she
Person 2: She's horrible
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Jessica

Jessica is a word
Jayden more like Jessica!”

“😐”
by Levisgf tiktok. February 25, 2021
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