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Jess

She is happy doing her own thing puts her kids need before her own desires . prefers to be on her own because she knows people dont really have your back she will look at someone and walk away knowing its pain waiting to happen .
P1: did you meet jess ?
P2: shes impossible to becomes friends with!
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jesse

gay very very very very very gay i cant handle it any more so very gay
your soo jesse
by klfdskljfdkljfdkjfdklfjkldajtr February 4, 2009
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jesse

A very hideous downgraded male who is a major pussy and walks like a penguin. He is made fun of quite often and just sits there and takes it like a bitch and cries to his girlfriend who has abnormally broad man-shoulders. A Jesse is an ugly man who nobody can stand to look at. A major resemblance to the "Kool-Aid" man.
Ashley: Oh my god! Who is that fat ugly guy who looks like the Kool-Aid guy? I've heard he's a major wussy.

Bill: Yeah, He's such a Jesse
by billyjoelguy April 20, 2008
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Jess

Has a foot fetish. 11/10 loves feet. Confirmed fact: bakes cookies at midnight. Has no orange juice so she can't make bacon. Wants bacon. Bacon making pan=dirty. Dirty bacon making pan=depression. Jess is a great person kind of. Very nice. Also very mean. Big meanie. Memes. Loves memes. "Haha Yes".
Person #1: Hey have you met Jess?
Person #2: Nope not yet
Person #1 Yeah you might wanna stay away from her. Or at least cover your feet.
Person #2: why?
Person #1: You didn't know? She has a foot fetish...
Person #2: Oh No
Person #1: Mhm
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Jess

The biggest cock loving cunt who is a really big cum dumpster and who is secretly hated by everyone she is known by and loves to see jacksepticeye and sing is songs, also a sket
Jess
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Jesse

A he/she whos is trying to find a man or woman in life. He/She confeses love for a person and they reject him. Jesse immediatly start trash-talking she/hes so called lover. The lover gets pissed and goes out with his/her friend. Jesse gets pissed at the friend and begins to act retarded everywhere.
Jack says," I told Mark I love him, and he said 'fuck you homo!'

John says, " fuvkin idiot, your acting like Jesse!"

Jack says, "nooooooooooo!!!! not Jesse!!!!

Jesse is a she-male.
by Rain Wizard 22 July 2, 2008
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jesse

A very unsophisticated equine more commonly known as a donkey. Very popular term in the mid 1500's when jackasses were named jesse's for the eratic behavior and the inability to bring them to social events. Also commonly used to describe rude, unnaceptable behavior. JP
My jesse won't eat any hay. That guy is acting like a complete jesse.
by ~JP March 25, 2008
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