pull a Jason

Last minute ditching of your coworkers for the weekly Friday lunch that is usually taken all together.

coworker A: "Hey Jamie! Want to come for lunch today"

coworker B: "Sure!"

(half an hour later):

coworker B: "I'm actually going to pull a Jason and not join you all for lunch..."

by coworker A July 31, 2009

Jason

Leader of the Argonauts; Legendary Hero associated with Greek Mythology; Same level as Hercules, Ulysses, and Achilles; Smart, Sexy, Very Handsome person; often RF Engineer by day and gigaloo by night. Admired and idolized by many.

I wish I could be like Jason.
Jason is my American Idol.
You are so Jason I'm jealous!

by yomama1 January 23, 2008

Jason Grace

The best Heroes of Olympus character from and he is totally lit.

Jason Grace is a Roman Demigod, and the best ever

by PercyFan7 March 7, 2017

Jasonnteo

A fucking fag who loves it in the ass, when hes drunk. Or under the influnce or drugs or alcohol.

Hey Jim, Did you see Danny yesterday at the party, he was such a jasonnteo. Fucking Fag.

by Nathan Cisaca February 5, 2008

Jason

1. the act of being the sexiest person alive
2. A very VERY sexy person
3. Something you would/should name your penis

1. He Jason'd himself all his life.
2. "Oh, that person? He's just Jason"-- "But what is that Jason's name?"
3. I named my cock Jason, and same with my testes!

by JAILBAIT562 April 27, 2008

Jason

A person who is funny, smart, and loves to joke around. He may do this often and it may also affect his friendship with others. He tries to act like a cool kid when in reality he is not. He is who he is and he will not let anyone change that. Sometimes the things he says offends people or makes them angry but he is just looking for somebody to notice him. He feels lonely and needs comfort. When he likes a woman he will not give up on her. When he is in a relationship he is faithful and will do whatever he can to make her happy. Jason is honest and he is a thinker. He says whatever is on his mind and people respect that. Overall, Jason is just a normal guy that will go out of his way for you and is respectful and caring to the ones he loves.

Girl 1: so i heard you're dating a jason
Girl 2: Yup he was so funny and smart I love him

by FunnyGuy July 19, 2012

Jason David Frank

The most kick ass of all the Power Rangers. Played Tommy Oliver who was the Green, White, Red Zeo, and Black rangers. He basically is the greatest man to ever live. He fuckin' kicked a T-Rex in the goddamn face.

Idiot: Jason David Frank totally sucks!

Me: (Roundhouse kicks Idiot in the goddamn face)

by B~Rizzle March 21, 2008