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James

A huge headass. The definition of a noodlehead. Will definitely take care of you if you're blackout drunk and then roast you endless for the days that follow. Rarely sweet but a good friend. Extremely loud.
Person: That loud person is definitely a James.
by noodlehead26 September 1, 2018
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James

James is a beautiful man. He’s typically really nice and doesn’t really get much pimples. He’s probably one of the most genuine guys you’ll meet. James is someone who is very flirtatious and cute— so if he’s trying to flirt with you he’s probably interested. He does adorable things that nobody else really does anymore (like watching sunsets or looking at the stars) and enjoys the outdoors. He’s encouraging, and seems to use cheesy pickup lines but he makes them himself and really means it. If you ever meet a James, take your time with him.
“James is always so adorable, I wish he talked to me more often!”
by ayaloveee September 2, 2018
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james

HAS A BIG FAT COCK!!!!
by kittygirl01 April 19, 2019
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James

He hooks up with pretty much any girl who is confidently gorgeous
James is a player!
by Happy Christian September 30, 2020
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James

The kind of guy that Alyssa would love to have by her side. Has a weight that you could easily say is just a bit meaty. He even has a big chest, but trust me he's a sexy tall gorgeous, and way better than Miguel. He doesn't go for pretty girls, he goes for those who bring joy to his heart. Even the smallest act of consideration can get him on your side. James may to be faithful to loving only one girl, yet it indescribable to talk about how he can make you feel like your the only girl that revolves around his world. A religious person can really change his life, yet he would rather watch those japanese movies . He's kind of like an in and out guy.
by Happy Christian September 30, 2020
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James

That one edgy motherfucker that will ruin your happy vibe.
A: Hey You Guys Know James?
B: Yeah that one guy who makes those edgy comments?
A: Yeah he just told me that *insert edgy comment here*
B: Damn that must have ruined your vibe
A: It did
by A Literal Glass Of Water July 15, 2020
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James

James will light up your life by opening your mind, keeping you laughing, and being that extra battery that’s there when things get dim.

A dominating and intimidating alpha male with mega confidence, he will attempt to prove the universe wrong - yet still he’ll manage to doubt his own intellect. He will seemingly find himself stuck in yet another debate - though not unwillingly, but rather by building the trap himself. Regardless, many can agree that he is the best person you’ll ever meet.

Beneath the aggressive exterior, James is true to promises, committed to friendships, and someone you can appreciate for his kindness, patience, humour and wisdom. You may have to get used to the possible Dad jokes, however.

James will look out for those he cares about, but might dismiss his own needs. Luckily, his likeable personality will draw in a variety of others who would willingly return his generosity.

James is mostly an honest person, though in some situations he may find himself boasting of fictitious things (eg. past relationships/ once having large muscles).

There is much the meaning of James, being someone so complicated and wonderful which could only suggest that he is actually an alien.
James will always have the power to brighten your day.
by Onions on toast November 2, 2019
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