blender jizz

When the spoon used to push the ingredients down to the blade hits said blade a full speed, the resulting spray of blended material is similar to ejaculation, hitting everything from eyelids to counter top, even reaching the ceiling like the most potent cumming of a porn star (or a a should-be porn star)

God dammit, Bobbie, you Blender Jizzed all over grandma's denture again

by the world famous L November 20, 2010

Jizz Dog

A white old dog that can be referred to as jizz dog

I saw my friend's dog, an old white haired jack russel, JIZZ DOG

by jizzdogfanpage November 2, 2019

Jizz Bead

Spunk, Jizzum, pearl necklace

I whipped it out and strung a Jizz bead on her neck...Awesome!

by Bobbymoore January 26, 2010

jizz ritual

Is a jizz ritual a ritual with jizz involved

Bro that jizz ritual was kind of insane

by jizz ritual Man January 6, 2021

Jizz Pocket

A vagina

Honey, I can't wait for you to fill my jizz pocket tonight!

by JizzPocketSupreme July 11, 2016

pre-jizz

pre-ejaculation fluid.

Billy: My pre-jizz is making my cock go smoothly

Cindy: Yes I love it

by TheCantonCock December 18, 2014

Jizz Overload

when you haven't ejaculated for a few days and you are involved in sexual activity - when you cum it's twice the amount you normally cum therefore being a 'Jizz Overload'

After coming back from the 4 day work conference, I was talking to Tracey online and had a huge Jizz Overload

What.... all over your computer?

Nah - I had a couple of cum hankys on me

by Jaye Bombed August 9, 2010