Jose: hey did you heard a woman had sex with a toilet while them an was giving anal to the woman and a another woman licking the man balls and someone else giving anal?
jack: im sorry WHAT THE FUCK WHERE IN GOD NAME DID THAT EVEN HAPPE-
Jose: Australia
Jack: oh ok
jack: im sorry WHAT THE FUCK WHERE IN GOD NAME DID THAT EVEN HAPPE-
Jose: Australia
Jack: oh ok
by YAY_fucktheinternet December 15, 2021

One of the most misunderstood countries, where (from an Australian) nothing/nobody cares enough to try to kill you. Just don’t be stupid and you’ll be fine.
American 1: hey should I go to Australia? Sounds Kinda cool.
American 2: nooo way! They have so many deadly animals!
Australian: shut up Dave you have fucking guns.
American 2: nooo way! They have so many deadly animals!
Australian: shut up Dave you have fucking guns.
by Veeto_cheeto September 29, 2023

australia
by asdftgyhujikoiutgfv September 11, 2020

A country that does not exist. Everyone who says they are from Australia is an actor paid by the government to make us think the flat earth is not round.
by Definitely the CIA October 21, 2019

Australia is a fake country implanted in almost evryone's memories by the US Gouvernement. It's funny because how can people still belive in the 21st century that a country can be upside down! Come on, Isaac Newton invented gravity for something, people can't be upside down, they woulod just fal down into the Milkway. And also, it's a supposed land in which lives mythological animals called "Giraffes".
Friend 1: I don't know what fiction book should I buy today.
Friend 2: Well, pic this one called Australia, it's 100% fiction.
Friend 2: Well, pic this one called Australia, it's 100% fiction.
by Jacobo The Canadian June 11, 2019

Australia does not exist
by searchKahootRapByAP$OnSpotify! October 27, 2020

Is a place that doesn't exist, is created by the goverment there are and weird British sounding people everywhere. And everything tries to kill you so that you don't escape the matrix.
by Vape king 69 March 9, 2023
