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i wanna have sex dance

A band dance created by the wonderous sidney shuman it is done by holding one hand above your head with your pointer finger held up and twisting the hand while twisting the alternate foot toes down and before hand uttering the phrase "I WANNA HAVE SEX" it is a commonly accepted band ritual and is gaining popularity
band kid 1: hey you know what winning band compititions makes me wanna do

band kid 1 and 2: "IT MAKES ME WANNA HAVE SEX"(band kids start doing i wanna have sex dance)
by band kid 1 November 26, 2010
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I don't have a dick to give

When you have the desire to give advice or weigh in on a situation, but you don't have the information or expertise needed to do so. No tools in the toolbox despite a desire to help. (Typically used by those without dicks, but could be quirkily used by those who do.)
Them: "Hey can you help me translate this love letter? It's written in Polish."
Me: "Ah, sorry buddy, I don't have a dick to give on this one."
by Nymph Moonlight November 19, 2020
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I Bet Ya, I Have Ya Sayin' Ya Love Me

The lovin' is soooo good in bed, that you have your girl screamin she loves ya at the top of her lungs!
Doin it doggystyle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Olsen 9 January 31, 2005
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A phrase meaning that some serious ass is going to get whooped, more so than usual, because there's nothing else left to do that can solve the current problem. It also makes for a great entrance to a party.

The phrase originated from the 1988 John Carpenter film "They Live". The main character walks into a bank with a shotgun and says the line, then proceeds to shoot all the aliens-disguised-as-humans in it. And yes, it is as awesome as it sounds.

The phrase was also used in Duke Nukem 3D and a modified version was said in the 1993 film "Dazed And Confused", where a character says "I came here to drink beer and kick ass... and it looks like we're almost out of beer."
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum. Now let's get fucked up!
by MovieManiacX March 16, 2010
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I don't have the facts to back this up

A phrase said prior to any ridiculous statement to give the illusion of validity.
"Now, I don't have the facts to back this up, but I believe Herman Cain was born in Indonesia."
by Notwhoyouthinkitis October 9, 2011
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Response to anyone who asks you, "You know what I mean?" referring to phone responses that tell you to press 1 for english.
by pavedave October 3, 2010
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I just have really high standards

A way for others to know that what you mean is "I find your existance to be below acceptable realms of human intelligence."
"I won't go out with you because I just have really high standards."
by Scott Baker June 27, 2004
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