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husband

A married man considered in relation to her spouse.
husband.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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SPENCY(Angel's dusts husband)

Angel dusts husband.. that's about it
SPENCY(Angel's dusts husband) is getting married
by Olliesalivessssss April 15, 2022
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sister-husbands

Sister-Husbands
Pronunciation: SISS-ter-huz-bundz

Noun

A pair of people so mentally and emotionally in sync that they finish each other’s thoughts without even trying, yet still manage to fuck each other properly over time.
“Those two debate would skip coffee and then argue about pineapple on pizza while having sex on a public beach—they’re total sister-husbands.”
by bestbethedefinition October 3, 2025
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Husband Bouldering

When someone’s "project" at the bouldering gym isn’t a V5—it’s a taken man. The art of aggressively flashing problems near married dudes just to strike up a convo, "accidentally" brushing hands in the chalk bucket, and laughing way too hard at his midlife-crisis jokes.
"Bro, Maya’s not even trying to send—she’s on her third ‘casual’ chat with that guy wearing a wedding tan line. Straight-up Husband Bouldering."
by mothy123 April 13, 2025
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When the wife warns you to wear gloves before cleaning jalapeno peppers. You ignore the advise, then proceed to use the restroom. End results is husband is in pain, and pouring milk on his junk to ease the burning.
I had the stubborn husband spicy hot dog last week when I didn't put gloves on my hands before cleaning jalapeno peppers.
by WhoSaidItFirst October 28, 2025
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My husband

Hugh Laughton-Scott.
Me: “Hugh Laughton-Scott is my husband and the love of my life.”
by kys694203004 February 20, 2024
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Jackie's husband

A true Godly man. Able to tolerate huge amounts of self righteous non stop pyscho babble. Odd because shes a roller skating waitress at a drive up burger joint
Man, Jackie's husband is going to get half and the kids she keeps it up. He so deserves it. He's an amazing father. He deserves better treatment. I admire his patience
by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024
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