mouth herpes

when someone has pimples around the mouth area that make them look like they have herpes there

you have mouth herpes

by your dads mums uncle August 24, 2008

Herp Derpes

An acquired disease of herpes when the recipient got it from someone who has blatantly obvious herpes,;you would have to be blind to miss it. Indicating the "herp derp" part of the word.

Mike: Dude, I just did it with the new chick.
John: Why? She has herpes, are you stupid?
Mike: Fuck me man, now I got herp derpes.

by Frostblade468 June 19, 2011

Glitter Herpes

The contagious warm and comfy feeling emitted by nice people, such as an elderly woman, nice teacher, or a good friend.

More specifically (emphasizing the "glitter"):
The contagious warm and comfy feeling emitted by the seemingly glowing elementary art teacher.

The cookie lady spreads glitter herpes all around town.

The art teacher's glitter herpes filled the room with creative energy.

by jrh95 December 27, 2009

herpe lover

One who loves to have any kind of relations with anyone who has Herpes.

Dan got herpes from his herpe-ass girlfriend cuz he's a goddamn herpelover,biiieeeeaaatch!!!!!

by fun-o-bunz August 13, 2003

Herp Derp

A sexually transmitted disease contracted from sex with dick mongrels.

She was tryin to slob on my knob, and I was like 'Nah, trick I aint tryin to get no herp derp, get off my dick!'

by ghobi and tcap October 5, 2010

Herp a derp

Herpes.

Fuck a ho and you might just get the herp a derp.

by timmy9999 November 13, 2011

Herp Derp

Herpes

guy 1: what is that on your lip?

guy 2: It's herp derp.

by fjkhwlsbvipeuv May 7, 2018