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handy savage

A hand job. Masturbation, possibly mutual, probably self-given.
Zack: Yo, B, what are your plans tonight?
Brendan: Idk, man, I worked hard today. Prolly give myself a nice handy savage and go to bed.
by _bcom June 3, 2016
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Dandy handy

A hand job that you need in a really stressful situation such as a school math exam.
Jamie's dandy handy came in handy today!
by DSDATURA January 31, 2024
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handy with the steel

Just.... Regulate.

Please.

(& Ty).
"You're pretty fuckin' handy with the steel gurl".
-Said Etho on his one night stand.
by Alive Jacuzzi (Etho) April 7, 2023
mugGet the handy with the steelmug.

Handy-Talkie

When a girl is giving you a hand job but won't shut up.
Guy 1: Hey man, I heard that girl was good at handy's.
Guys 2: Yea bro, but she was a real handy-talkie.
by Humongous-Chungus August 15, 2021
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Pandy Handy

when you steal somebodies used mask out the trash and masturbate with it.
damn that chick so hot im definitely getting her mask and giving myself a pandy handy later.
by TammyTinkleToes June 14, 2024
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Golden Handy

A very good handjob.

It can also refer to a highly embellished handjob or one that is held in high regard by the person the person giving the handjob.
I’m telling you, she is unreal with her technique. Absolute Golden Handy!
by RobertSteele May 20, 2025
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mustard handy

A hand job while using mustard. Its' classiness is defined by the type of mustard used.
by Kag5799 March 16, 2016
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