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Gettin' Joshua'd

Seen in sparring, when one person only moves back and forth in a linear fashion while leaning as they punch to smack the ever-loving shite out of some poor young fella.
An example of gettin' Joshua'd

"Josh, JOSH, DON'T JUST MOVE BACK AND FORTH YOU FUCKER!"
by Pjpjk November 4, 2025
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Gettin' The Lump

When you are so incredibly single that you ride some chubby chick to get your rocks off.

You have never stooped so low before.
"Aw man I haven't been with anyone in over a year so I found myself gettin' the lump the other day. I kept thinking to myself 'GET THE HARPOON!' to keep me going".
by Pjpjk November 4, 2025
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Gettin’ Jiggy With It

When one forces themselves onto the verge of asphyxiation in pursuit of self-pleasure by way of ejaculation. Predominantly performed as a solo act with a belt.
Brad was found GettinJiggy With It in the closet at work.
by Gettin’Jiggy404 May 12, 2025
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Gettin’ Schwifty

Getting really fast in (specifically) a Ford Escape.
*You see a Ford Escape getting real fast, real quick*

Hey, he’s Gettin’ Schwifty!
by FMGstudios February 16, 2024
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