Fortnite

This is a game that will physically and mentally hurt you. DO NOT IN ANY CIRCUMSTANCES PLAY THIS GAME. YOU WILL SUFFER FROM CHRONIC DEPRESSION. THIS IS A WARNING TO ALL YOU FORTNITE PLAYERS, WATCH OUT, LOCK YOUR DOORS, AND HOLD SLEEP WITH YOUR LEGENDARY JHON WICK BODY PILLOW.

Did you know that Ninja got LIGMA from playing too much FORTNITE.

by MinecraftIsCool November 29, 2018

Fortnite

The Minecraft for those over ten.

Fortnite is the new Minecraft.

by Minecraftluver666 May 14, 2018

Fortnite

Trashy game that nobody likes except from streamers like "Tofu, Crinja , and other streamers"..... I literally can't have a normal 'History' class without pupils in front of me talking about Fartnut. Plz helllp

Friend 1: hEy WaNnA pLaY fOrTnItE aFtEr ScHoOl?
Friend 2: SuRe
Me: *Facepalm*, Guys please stop I'll get cancer if you continue

by SchpeckLover123 September 18, 2019

Fortnite

A TERRIBLE mistake.

Mom- Im taking away your xbox because you squeak to loud when you play Fortnite
Toxic Squeaker-GIVE ME MY XBOX BACK I WANT TO PLAY FORTNITE!
Mom-NO WAY
Toxic Squeaker-*fights mom for xbox then plays fortnite
(5 minutes later)
Mom-STOP SQUEAKING
Toxic Squeaker-GIVE ME MY SCAR BACK
Mom-*throws xbox out the window*
Mom-There
Toxic Squeaker-*Squeaks so loud the moms ears explode and her head blows off*

by GiraffeBoss February 14, 2019

fortnite

A fucked up game where kids get there first boner at

son:Hey Dad can you get me vbucks ?
dad: you mean that gay ass game that virgins and kids get boners at?

fortnite a gay ass game

by gay ass game fortnite August 19, 2020

Fortnite

A gay person who has nothing to do with their life

Bob " Hi im fortnite"

*Commits suicide*

by CODgamergirl September 6, 2019

Fortnite

Bad

Fortnite Bad, Minecraft good

by Gnome_King1 October 27, 2019