Feeding the Possums

The act of taking a big shit. Something a possum would eat. Possums eat anything. Seriously.

Honey:"What's taking so long dear?"

Dear:"I'll be there in a minute Honey, I'm feeding the possums!"

by Darkmatter65 May 15, 2010

Feeding the Meter

Putting coins into a parking meter.

Albert was feeding the meter before he attended the volunteer soup kitchen brunch. Afterward he found a whole pot of broth poured into his gas tank. Epic homeless fail.

by The_Buddy June 18, 2011

Feed the chooks

a term refering to male masturbation or the act of giving hand jobs

"Spencer had plenty of time to feed the chooks"

or

"Izzy enjoys feeding Caspar's chooks, vigorously "

by Feeder of the Chooks June 18, 2009

Feed The Bear

The act of throwing in an enormous lip or "pich" of chewing tobacco, specifically Kodiak brand. Each tin has a Kodiak Bear shown on the lid

"I've been stuck at my goddamn girlfriends house all night and all I want to do is go home and feed the bear."

"The bears real hungry right about now."

by Prof. Leukoplakia November 16, 2011

stalker-feed

A feature of Facebook otherwise (and officially) known as the mini-feed. Introduced in the Fall of 2006, the stalker-feed posts the ten most recent actions of a user on display in their profile.

"Did you know that Colleen and Andy are meeting up next week?"
"Well I didn't until I saw Colleen's wall post on her stalker-feed."
"Yeah me too!"
"Then I hopped over to Andy and Colleen's Wall-to-Wall and stalked a little more!"
"Sweet!"

by Bryce Bus December 3, 2007

Feed the Bear

mutual insertion of great toes into partner's anus. can be performed as a daisy chain (see daisy chain)

"i forgot that my toe ring was loose when we fed the bear. my bad..."

by --babyjesus March 1, 2004

feed the cat

An excuse used in mixed company when you want to leave and have a bowel movement in your own toilet.

Sorry guys I would love to stay and talk but I have to go home and feed the cat.

by Tlai May 15, 2006