Fucking up my Christmas 

means the same as fucking up my shit, not holiday a related song, it is an exclamation of dismay at the site of a beautiful woman

Fucking up my Christmas by Kris Brix June 10, 2003

Fucking Egg 

An insult for someone that is an idiot.

"Hey you know that kid Joe? Yeah he's a fucking egg."

Fucking Egg by Boomer the legend May 14, 2018

fucking mint 

extremely irritated by what’s going on but chillin at the same time because you don’t really care

me: when your ap euro teacher loves giving you homework and so you wait until 2 am to do it, and can’t find any of the answers so you search them up and still can’t find them but it’s to late to ask anyone for the answers and you have his class 2nd period so you don’t have time to copy someone’s work..... fucking mint

him: fucking mint

fucking mint by sanjay convay November 11, 2019

Fucking nerd 

Someone so nerdy that you need to drop the F bomb in the title if nerd.

"James is such a fucking nerd "

Fucking nerd by The fucking nerd July 19, 2016

Fucking piece of shit 

you

you are a fucking piece of shit

Fucking piece of shit by Hyacinth Lit November 5, 2020

fucking motherfucker 

1.an expression used when you've just done something stupid, like left your keys in your car, and had to ring roadside assistance to come and break into your car to get them back out again, and everyone passing by laughs at you because you're an idiot who left his keys in the car.

2. extra emphasis on the word motherfucker.

"fucking motherfucker, i left my keys in the car."

fucking motherfucker by craig long December 20, 2005

Fucking the Monkey 

To take control of a situation in an assertive way

So an executive walks into an office filled with his subordinates who are screwing around. He asks "who the hell is fucking the monkey in here?"

Fucking the Monkey by Lord Chesterfield January 21, 2009