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enal

Anal sex performed over the internet; a version of cyber sex focusing primarily on the human rectum.
"So you know what I want to do tonight?" "Enal?"
"I went online to check my email, and found a response to my mass message asking if anyone wanted to do some enal."
by e-Masster September 13, 2011
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unofficially engaged

When you've make plans to get Married, and have a date, but you have not officially been asked.
"I want to spend the rest of my life with you, And I'm going to ask you to be My Wife, But I'm Thousands of Miles away right now, So we can be Unofficially Engaged."
by Kayleigh&Mason May 18, 2008
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New England Patriots

1. NFL Sports Franchise in existance since 1960. Plays their home games at Gillete Stadium in Foxboro Stadium. Owened by Robert Kraft and his family.
2. The First Dynasty of the 21st Century in any sport because of there 3 Superbowl Victories in 4 years.
Goddamn! The New England Patriots have won another Superbowl, they are the dynasty bitches! Suck on it McNabb you piece of shit! Blow it out your ass Roethlisburger! Burn in Hell Gayton Manning! You Blow, Patriots Rule! Suck it!
by Slicky Tricky Damon February 25, 2005
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england

a bunch of fools that cant even qualify for the euro 2008
nelson - hows england doing in the euro 2008? timmy - whos england?
by Nelson10 July 3, 2008
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New England Patriots

The only NFL team to go undefeated and get caught cheating in a regular season.
"Yea, I'm from Bastan, Mass and I love the New England Patriots. Theyre' wicked good and Brady's going to do it all!"

"STFU! Don't you know that the Patriots, like all the other New England sports teams, are a bunch of cheating bastards?"

"Oh yea? You're jealous because we have Taaaaaam Brady. Best QB eva'! Oh, and go red saaaaaaxx."
by ERAU Nigga January 16, 2008
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new england hot pocket

To fill the vaginal cavity with cream cheese, and then fuck it. Similar to the Alabama hot pocket, but without the shit.
Janet's boyfriend works at Einstein's, so she often gets New England hot pockets.
by ZenMaster010 May 12, 2007
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New England Patriots

A large group of players, coaches, personnel, sports analysts and fans who all take turns licking robert kraft's and tom brady's pretty pink pussies. Most of their fans are known to be bandwagon faggots who conveniently became diehard fans in 2001 for some reason. Known to be the luckiest group of cocksuckers in the history of football as they should have lost to Oakland in 2001 in the playoffs, but Tom Brady let the refs gangbang the shit out of him before the game. Also known to have one of the biggest choke jobs in the history of sports. Their fans are very commonly known to sit on huge black cocks for pleasure.
Tyrone: You see the New England Patriots play today boi? Mmmmm i'd like to get me a piece of that Tom Brady!

Bill Bellicheck: Not so hard Mr. Kraft! Please be gentle!
by PatriotsSitOnDix February 14, 2009
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