by Drogon are da best November 27, 2020
An individual who spends days serving the public but in a very submissive way. The power bottom of the culture barrel if you will.
“Hey, that store manager who goes above and beyond to satisfy his boss is a real cuck elf, always trying to make everyone else so happy all the time.
by Father McKinley March 27, 2024
When A woman/man's partner LOVE'S Christmas so much they dress up as a christmas elf and preform oral sex while pretending to be from the north pole.
Last night I was so excited for the holidays I put on my elf hat, suspenders, green tights and my shoes with the bells and gave my husband an Elf job under the mistletoe! H
by Defnotyourname November 06, 2017
(Verb) The act of rubbing an elf's ears, sexually.
Applies to D&D and LoTR elves
Not Keebler (that is frosting)
Not Santa's (that's workplace harassment)
Applies to D&D and LoTR elves
Not Keebler (that is frosting)
Not Santa's (that's workplace harassment)
Did you know elf ears are so sensitive, they can cum if you rub them right? Gotta love a good elf jack.
I don't know where the wizard is, probably elf jacking the spawn again.
I don't know where the wizard is, probably elf jacking the spawn again.
by Mission.Control June 26, 2024
the classroom slut elf
by CHILDFUCKER84 August 03, 2021
The hairy green seaweeds that float in the ocean water are actually elf pubes. When the eldest elf dies in the village their pubes must be shaved because the hairs contain special powers which mustn’t be used for evil and only for good.
by The little dingler man July 23, 2023
The updated word for 'Karen' that only Gen Z understand, for know it all Caucasian women that are aggressive and very annoying. Often shortened to 'elf'
Susan: The USA has had the strictest lockdown in the world
Gen Z kid caller 'Vector': Gtfo Elf Mum, it's Melbourne
Gen Z kid caller 'Vector': Gtfo Elf Mum, it's Melbourne
by Hugh jasssss October 02, 2021