Often mistaken as a pushover, the little elf is a mighty warrior who makes others tremble in fear. They are often leaders of men and excellent poker players.
How did Gill and Jonny do in the poker? They said they were playing with a real loser.
They had their pants pulled down big style! Turned out Pip was a little elf!
They had their pants pulled down big style! Turned out Pip was a little elf!
by Django Elf March 21, 2021

A role playing act between an old man and a midget. Commonly done in Southern Romania. Can be penalised if authorities find out.
by That’s Lesbian August 17, 2022

A small critter that lives in a tree. Tends to be a happy fellow but if you get on his bad side he will punch you square in the mouth.
by BourbonCream December 16, 2013

by Old Wise Elf Meebop July 6, 2021

An elf with typical Asian features of black hair and brown eyes rather than the stereotypical blonde hair and blue eyes that regular elves have.
by Madam Fortune November 11, 2022
