ex-in-the-box

When all of an ex's belongings in a person's possesion are being kept. Usually implies that person is not quite over the ex.

She's having a hard time with the break-up; it's been months and she still has the ex-in-the-box.

by DeeBby<3 April 12, 2009

EX-Terminator

Is a person who tell his ex-girlfriend to have sex with him one last time and if she says yes he fucks her so hard that he messes up her vagina so bad that no one ever wants to have sex with her again

dude your an EX-Terminator

by pegasaskv December 19, 2009

Ex Girlfriend

The reason you change your Netflix password. The reason you woke up and found your car scratched like a your car was a raccoon orgy last night. Your greatest Fear and worst nightmare. a bitch. The only time When you Feel like your Bill Murray in Groundhog day. The same Nightmare Over and Over and Over again.

My ex girlfriend is trying to murder me. first my car is scratched and now my carpet has been eaten. oh shit.

by HoleMole October 4, 2018

Ho-Ex

Wife divorced for fucking around and lying about it. Only to it again.

Yo,SaJa repeatly been steppin out on her man and eatin a beef sandwich with mayo and is now a HO-Ex after her husband ended the marriage.

by Precious Baby June 14, 2008

ex blues

That feeling you get when you start thinking about one of your exes or THE ex, you know the one who you saw a future with but just ended up breaking your heart.

"I've been thinking about Alex all day. I think I got the ex blues."

by Mr. Beaverhausen January 7, 2014

unofficial ex

Someone who you never really verbally had the chance to break up with (probably due to lack to technology or secrecy) where distance and/or random event caused an unexpected split.

"My parents decided to move out of the country short and notice. I wanted to call and tell my girlfriend but the phone had already been disconnected. I never got the chance to officially break up with her and didn't really want to. So technically she's my unofficial ex. I found her on Facebook....she's now married with 3 kids."

by LadyMurasaki December 28, 2013

Ex-boyfriend

A small-dick cuntface who you wish was no longer alive. They promised you they would never leave you and would love you forever and wanted to be with you for the rest of their lives and then they dumped you the next day and moved on like a year and a half intimate relationship was nothing.

He's also the person you secretly still love and would take back in a heartbeat.

My ex-boyfriend broke up with me over stupid things

by fuckyourself520 July 9, 2015