BJ Daniels

1. An interception machine at who starts at Quarterback, used by inept coaches to give opposing teams easy wins. Counterproductive offensive item who currently screws over the University of South Florida.

2. A quarterback with little to no skill at the position, recruited correctly by most schools as a wide receiver or running back, but given a QB scholarship by a stupid school.

1. Football Fan #1 - Man, look at that QB throwing balls to the opposing players like they are his receivers.

USF Fan #2 - You think that is bad, you haven't seen BJ Daniels play.

2. FSU Fan - Man that BJ Daniels would have made a good Running back for the 'Noles

USF Fan - Did you know that he plays QB for us?

FSU Fan - LoL sorry to hear mate, didn't know he could even throw

USF Fan - He can, just to other cornerbacks and safeties.

by xguju October 20, 2010

Danish Mudflaps

Pretty much the same thing as Turkish mudflaps, but neater and with better insurance

OMG she/he has Danish Mudflaps!

by Maggot211 May 11, 2015

danish priest

A man who is unable to get a girlfriend

Pippen is a danish priest

by HuaghHuaghHuagh October 1, 2015

Danish Blowjob

A blowjob consisting of mostly tongue action as opposed to the traditional suck and tug. It is not exclusively tongue, as it includes any variation of light biting and sucking. It is considered a form of "cock worship," as the person administering the Danish Blowjob lavishes the penis and testicles of the recipient with much attention from the tongue.

My girlfriend decided to change things up on valentines day; she tied me to the bed and gave me a Danish Blowjob. It utterly blew my mind!

by DoodleBobbyJoe September 4, 2016

danish breath mint

When someone farts in your mouth

Melody just farted in Carolines mouth and said. "Did you like that danish breath mint?"

by Poopsmaker August 15, 2017

Danish Oven

When a woman queefs under the sheets and traps you with the fishy smell.

I dare not give Liana a dutch oven, least I wake up in a danish oven...

by Betty Wight November 26, 2017

Danish Handjob

A conventional handjob - though not to completion - wherein the receiver alternates between stroking the shaft and painfully crushing the testicles.

I was in my car with my latest guy-friend the other day, and I totally gave him a Danish Handjob.

by Mr Monotony June 2, 2018