Cupcakes

Boobs

That girls cupcakes suffocated me.

by Ceviche Rios May 21, 2019

Cupcake Professional

A person who is wildly incompetent at their job but tries to make up for it by acting/dressing cute

Shawna really just does nothing all day, why does she have a job here ?

She is a cupcake professional , you cant fire anyone that adoreable.

by Come on meow November 23, 2014

Cupcaron

A heavenly, quasi orgasmic baked confection that is what happens when a cupcake and a macaron have a baby.

When a cupcake meets a macaron, they obviously can't resist one another and make a French-American sugar baby. This is a cupcaron.

by sharondormer March 27, 2015

cupcake struggle

a phrase meaning that someone is having trouble reaching their goals.

"How'd you do on the test?"
"I failed."
"Cupcake Struggles"

by No puttz April 11, 2015

Cascading Bailure

When making plans with a group, if one person bails, so will multiple others.

We were going to go to brunch until Dan had to go into the city instead. After that John started "feeling sick" and Isabel "had to work", and the whole thing fell apart. It was a serious case of cascading bailure.

by dip April 24, 2016

cupcakious delicious

A proper noun for someone who is cute like a Cupcake and Sweet like one as well.

I love you Cupcakious Delicious.

by Muffinous Gibson June 5, 2016

cumscapades

A general term used to describe sexually explicit adventures that you (maybe a hoe, maybe a sexually liberated and experienced individual) embarks on for no reason other than your own pleasure and/or boredom.

I'm trying to be about these cumscapades: pegging bitches, eating some ass, and swinging with my S.O all on a Tuesday night.

Damn Gina, I heard about your cumscapades from Susan in finance. You're so dirty.

by WitchinDragon March 6, 2018