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Colton Sheasgreen

Definitely the sexiest man to ever live and an overall magnet to all the ladies. He also has an absolute dump truck of a booty.
"Wow is that Colton Sheasgreen, just look at his absolute dumpy"
-Craig Derrell
by big money man February 7, 2022
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Colton's Penis

giantly massive
Have you seen the Eiffel tower? It's as big as Colton's Penis!
by Cxmmon April 12, 2022
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colton s.

A middle school drug dealer does weeb crack, and meth smart good at math and will be the best dictator hires Arabs to bomb schools
defenishion colton s. is my favorite drug dealer
by Colton S. friend April 21, 2022
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colton cockermouth

by coltoncockermouth July 30, 2022
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Colton Shelton

Colton Shelten is the most beautiful man you will meet.
He is such a pretty boy and he will make you feel like every love you've had in the past was nothing, compared to the love you feel with him.
by Hawkvin:) September 13, 2022
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Colton holland

The best boyfriend in the whole world, he is caring and kind and sweet and cute and funny and I love everything about him
by I love Colton holland March 10, 2023
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Colton's Father

It was a mistake a horrible mistake. I should have known better to get the milk, but instead I have wet the hole. In return I have spawned a true disgrace upon earth. I hope whoever sees this does not make the same mistake I did. The moral of the story is to always buy XL. DONT READ THIS COLTON.
I think I pulled a Colton's Father.
by Xenoblade March 23, 2023
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