Your typical rock climbing, "not all who wander are lost", sub alpha male who's moderately pretentious & his diet consists of microbrews and charcuterie plates.
by Yamothasleg March 6, 2021
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Bro 2: Good, except for the morning breath after a Colorado glazer.
Bro 2: Good, except for the morning breath after a Colorado glazer.
by A4 Notorious May 13, 2020
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Officer 2: They probably would of been better off drinking.
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Ryan: "Hey did you see that Alan didn't want to play?" Barnoza: "Yeah, hes such a Colorado Mangina."
by weeweecolorado12 May 4, 2025
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