Colorado mark up

The difference between the higher price you pay in an adult use dispensaries and the lower black market rate for equivalent goods.

Guy 1: "Man I could use some bud."
Guy 2: "Lets hit the pot shops, shits legal now."
Guy 1: "No, I gotta wait for my dealer to get back to me, I cant afford the Colorado mark up."

by Humboldt glottologist March 5, 2014

colorado time

See: Stoner Time

Sorry I am late bro, I am on Colorado Time

by Colorado June 24, 2014

colorado lane change

An extremely rapid lane change without looking, usually on a cell phone. This can be achieved in both city and highway traffic at any speed other than the posted speed limit.

While driving home from work, a truck colorado lane changed and came two inches from my passenger door almost running me off the road. (This shit happens on a daily basis. And no its not the damn californians)

by biggrizz August 2, 2014

Colorado Snowman

When a man masturbates during the winter but does not clean any of the residue, semen or "snow", off during the entire winter eventually leading to a point of no return where the penis is no longer visible and only a snowman shaped figure can be made out of the residue near the end of the winter.

Did ya hear about Earl? His mom caught with a Colorado Snowman and now he has to repent for his sins!... and take a bath!

by Brownsugar December 30, 2013

Colorado Snowblow

Giving a blow job and blowing snow.

It was snowing and Samantha was horny so she gave me a Colorado snowblow

by blueschwanz13 October 9, 2015

colorado safari

a really good weed high B)

Nah, brah, I'm not wasted... *giggles* just takin' a Colorado safari.

by f*cktrump June 22, 2016

Colorado alligator

The tread thrown from a semi truck on the interstate. Any retread lost on the road.

Holy shit did you see that Colorado alligator it was the biggest one I've ever seen.

by Stelios Kontos June 28, 2016